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funkymui
Even the Greek gods are affected by the economy
2009.03.12 06:34:43
You can't lay off a god, but you can reduce his salary and cut his hours; in half. Now, the gods of greek myths are looking for work. Some, like Zeus, Poseidon, and Demeter have found part-time jobs. Zeus and his siblings are now known (on the weekdays) as the Project god trio. They control the success of Middle School projects and presentations. I hope now with two jobs, The gods can afford there rent for Mt. Olympus...

Anyway, the reason for this post was to write a letter asking for mercy from the project gods. Here goes everything...

Dear Project god trio,

I need your help desperatley!!! There is this stupid, oops, I mean wonderful project due this month called National History Day. I made a HUGE mistake. I am working alone. Anyway, it is due in 11 days, and I am scared as hell, I mean Tartarus. I have nothing done, excep for a REALLY basic plan. I don't even have a "script" done yet. Please wonderful gods, smile upon me on March 25 and help me make my project A+ worthy.

Yours, funkymui

PS I hope you all are able to pay your rent, if not, there is a wonderful little one bedroom apartment for rent in my town. If you are interested and think that all 13 of you can fit in it comfortably, I can contact the landlord for you.

Tags: Poseidon | Demeter | Zeus | Greek Gods | Greek Myths | Economy

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