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funkymui
Hahaha!!! Poor Kate!!!
2009.02.01 20:47:36
We finally switched seats on Friday, and I am so HAPPY!!! Now, lets start from the beginning of the story. About two months ago, my science teacher decided to switch the seats in my science class. I was very content with my seat because the people I sat with were not annoying. Then, my science teacher (let's call him Mr. "C"), drops the bomb. I am to sit with the most annoying people in the WHOLE SCHOOL. It was a a sad sad day.

I was at the bottom of the food chain before, having the worst possible seat in my class, possibly in the whole school. My friend, Kate, had the best seat ever. Everybody at her table were girls, and they were realtively quiet. As I thought about it, I realised that once we changed seats, I could only move up the food chain, and Kate could only move down.

Mr. "C" mentioned moving the seats last Monday. I was beyond excited. But before long, the combination of knowing how slow Mr. "C" workes at these types of things (he takes for ever to return quizzes, tests, and projects), and that nothing was happening in class regarding the seats, made me realise that I was going to have to push Mr. "C" to switch the seeats ASAP. My other friend, Sarah, and I always want our grades back ASAP, so we stared bugging all of our teachers on purpose to get our wuiz scores back. I, in particular am notorious for pestering teachers for grades. So, every time I got, I asked Mr. "C" to change the seats. Eventually, Mr. "C" got to work, and I was saved from torture.

I ended up sitting next to all girls (sound familiar?) and they were all relatively nice and agreeable ( I hope you get my point!!!) Kate, on the other hand, ended up with the most annoying girl in school's best friend, who I must say is equally annoying. Not only that, but she also got stuck with a 7 eleven mouth. That's right, a person that needs to get his lips hot-glued together. This was better than I had hoped for. Not only did I travel up, but I made it to the top of the food chain!!! Unfortunatley for Kate, whe switched spots with me (bottom of the food chain)

I survived being at the bottom of the food chain (no thanks to Sarah, who encouraged annoying people to annoy me) but we should all pray for Kate nontheless.

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