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Newest Disease: W.C.S. PDF Print E-mail
Written by Jana   
Thursday, 12 February 2009 21:05
Recently dicovered, Weirdo Crazy Syndrome, otherwise known as W.C.S. is a highly contagious virus. It causes people, mainly 6th grade girls with a name that starts with "L", to fall in love with weirdos, perverts, and idiots. Symptoms include a desire for oneself and friends to sit with said weirdo at lunch, a desire for oneself and friends to "get to know" said weirdo, and sudden changes of crush, although all remain weirdos. Research for W.C.S. is being done as we speak, but a cure has not been reached yet. Until a cure has been reached, I would advise avoiding people that exhibit these symptoms. If you find that you just cannot avoid said people, practice extreme caution around them.